Beyonce

I wonder if she even knows who Major Lazer is.

Ps.  You're not Mad Max, nor are you "beyond Thunderdome"

The Rapture

Doesn't sound like such a good time to me.  Plus, I'm afraid of heights anyways.

The End Of The World

Seriously... It's about time.












I'll be chillin with this guy if you need me.

Osama Bin Ladens Death

Really, what does it change?

Ozzy

Charley sheen

The Royal Wedding

Who the fuck is Kate Middleton, and is there an open bar?  I think she wears stupid hats.