Parots

1. I never can spell their name right.
2. They're fucking obnoxious!
3. They never take a shower.
4. Not even once has one EVER helped me pay for gas!
5. They're FUCKING OBNOXIOUS!!!@

Beyonce

I wonder if she even knows who Major Lazer is.

Ps.  You're not Mad Max, nor are you "beyond Thunderdome"

The Rapture

Doesn't sound like such a good time to me.  Plus, I'm afraid of heights anyways.

The End Of The World

Seriously... It's about time.












I'll be chillin with this guy if you need me.

Osama Bin Ladens Death

Really, what does it change?

Ozzy

Charley sheen

The Royal Wedding

Who the fuck is Kate Middleton, and is there an open bar?  I think she wears stupid hats.

Horses

Life goal #15: to punch a horse in that long fucking face.  They eat too much and shit too much.  They've got horrible teeth and make stupid faces.  I'm pretty sure one killed my entire family, but I can't prove that... yet.

Your sterio system.

Rainbows

Nothing makes me feel more special than seeing light pass through water.

Chris Brown

I don't care how good you can dance, you still messed it up with Rhianna, asshole.

Pluto

Fuck Pluto!

Your boyfriend or girlfriend

It's cool your in a relationship... I guess.  Thanks for not shutting up about it fuckface.

Tumblr

I really don't care about your tumblr.  Most of the time it's just stupid stuff I've already seen, and when you blow up my live feed with your crap, I think about deleting you.